One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
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THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
(Source: sexyyuglyy, via thedonoteatthis)
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Former circus elephants Shirley and Jenny were reunited at a sanctuary after 22 years, where they soon became inseparable. When Jenny passed away, the rest of her new family surrounded her, rumbling and trumpeting until she died. Source
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German photographer Birk Möbius captured a photo of lightning striking a plane inside a rainbow. Source
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Freddie Mercury reportedly dressed Princess Diana in drag and snuck her into a gay bar in the late 1980s. Disguised as a male model, she went completely unnoticed and enjoyed a night on the town. Source
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Scientists used brain implants to create telepathic rats that can communicate with electrical signals all the way from North Carolina to Brazil. Source
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A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider can give men an uncomfortable erection that lasts for hours. Source
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